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2025-11-11 21:16:48 / AKTUALITET
A citizen from Elbasan denounces on the show "Stop" on TV Klan the abuse of office by the traffic chief at the Elbasan police station. According to the citizen, his motorcycle had been blocked for 25 days and was "under verification", even though all the documents were in order.
Police officer: Are you the one on the motorcycle?
Police officer: Come here! Hey buddy!
Citizen: Let me meet Besi for a moment, don't give us the motorbike!
Police officer: Hey, what's wrong with the motorcycle?
Citizen: The third time, brother, it's a shame, brother, no connection. He grabbed me by the helmet one day. He said, "You'll be verified."
Police officer: Why didn't you check it?
Citizen: The engine has been verified, brother.
Police officer: It's a motorcycle that's going to hit you.
Citizen: It's a shame, brother, for God's sake, that it's the third time, man. The same nonsense. Pay fines, pay these. No connection. No, it will be verified. The engine has been verified twice.
Police officer: Why did you want to meet Chief Besi?
Citizen: Yes, I said let's discuss it, brother! How are we going to do it? Should we talk together, finish it so we can leave, because I also want to leave, brother! 24 days going backwards. No, it's been verified.
Police officer: About the motorcycle, huh?
Police officer: What do you say, huh? What do you want from me now?
Citizen: Shall we fix it together? You better tell my brother and deal with him yourself! I want to meet him, but I can't tell him!
Police officer: Okay! That's what I'll tell you. Go put on some long pants, or you won't...
Police officer: Shorts are not allowed there.
Citizen: Tell me, what am I going to do? I'll go fix some coffee, too. Come back, we'll finish the job! Take it out, whenever you want tomorrow!
Police officer: That's it. I'll tell you. Okay?
Citizen: Should I wait? Should I leave? Or not?
Police officer: Yes! Wait for me, I'll…!
After several attempts to retrieve the vehicle, he requested a meeting with the traffic chief, who invited him to the office and charged him 500 euros to solve the “problem.” The citizen received the motorcycle without any problems after paying.
Police officer: Oh! Wait a second!
Citizen: Don't talk to him, or we'll sort it out here, because I have about 300 thousand lek in fines for God's sake, our lives have been ruined.
Police officer: Brother, how long have you had this motorcycle?
Qytetari: Kam nja 5-6 muaj. 3 herë ma kanë marrë, e njëjta gjë. Atë ditë më ndaloi për kafe. Ne jemi për natë përqark, hë burrë, të vë dhe prangat në mes të njerëzve. Rri dhe nja 6-7 orë aty pa lidhje, do verifikohet. Tani motorri është verifiku, o vëlla, 2 herë.
Oficeri i policisë: Po, po është nga shërbimet e komisariatit kjo. Jo nga rrugorja. Nuk e ka shoqëruar rrugorja këtë herë. E ka shoqëruar komisariati. Patrulla, apo jo?
Qytetari: O vëlla! Besi më ka ndalu, më doli para, mirë që s’më hodhi. “Ku e ke kaskën”,më tha mua. I thashë unë, e mora te dyqani.
Oficeri i policisë: Këtë herën e fundit?
Qytetari: Po! E mora te dyqani. Jam duke ikur për shpi. As 5 metra, kisha shtëpinë. “Zbrit nga motori”, tha aty, mori patrullën.
Oficeri i policisë: Nuk është, nuk është, s’është për llogari të rrugores ajo. Është për llogari të komisariatit.
Qytetari: Tani nuk e di unë, o vëlla. Thashë, po ashtu, rregulloje vetë. As nuk kam qejf me u marrë me atë fare. Të paktën… Ndaje, rregulloje vetë me atë! Të paktën, ta marr! E kupton shokun, se edhe unë dua të iki jashtë.
Oficeri i policisë: Ça të ndaj?
Oficeri i policisë: Ça të ndaj?
Qytetari: Si ta rregullojmë. Pyete! T’i lëmë ndonjë kafe se as unë nuk e kam mundësinë se i bie kështu o vëllai im, duke paguar nga… Plus u mbyta në gjoba njëherë. Kam paguar 300 mijë lekë gjoba. Pa pikë lidhje!
Oficeri i policisë: Hajde pak! Lër çantën dhe telefonin këtu! Po! Kush është këtu?
Disa javë më vonë, i njëjti qytetar u ndalua sërish, kësaj here me makinën pasi i thanë se kishte kaluar semaforin me të kuqe. Shefi i trafikut e ftoi sërish në zyrë dhe qytetari i dha 500 mijë lekë të vjetra “për kafe” dhe menjëherë pas kësaj makina u lirua nga komisariati. Oficerët e tjerë, e quanin qytetarin “klient të përhershëm” pasi kishte qenë disa herë në situata të ngjashme.
Qytetari: Hë vëlla! Më dëgjon?
Oficeri i policisë: Po! Më dëgjon ti?
Oficeri i policisë: Hajde këtu! Te zyra ime, ku ishe dhe atë ditë!
Qytetari: Ok! Erdha vëlla. Hajt!
Informacioni: Kush të mori në telefon?
Qytetari: Shefi i trafikut. Hajde këtu te zyra, tha ai. Thuaji atij poshtë!
Policja: Prapë hë? Sa herë ke hyrë?
Oficeri i policisë: Hë, vëlla!
Polici: Na ka ardhur një klient i përhershëm.
Oficeri i policisë: I përhershëm ky, hë?
Polici: Po! Po! Është hera e pestë si duket, po!
Oficeri i policisë: Klient i përhershëm.
Polici: Po s’ka mend që të vijë prapë. Më kupton? Se mbas një javë vjen prapë deri këtu.
Oficeri i policisë: Më prit një minutë!
Oficeri i policisë: Një minutë! Hajde!
Police officer: Make it legal for me to be a prisoner!
Citizen: How did you do? You're not wasting your time...
Police officer: With a couple of colleagues and so on...
Police officer: Hey brother! You again?!
Citizen: The fifth time, brother, for God's sake! We... they destroyed us, brother... Talk some nonsense!
Police officer: Well, let me talk to them! I did it.
Citizen: For God's sake, it has nothing to do with it. I ran a red light.
Police officer: Take a nut, since you came!
Citizen: Goodbye! I mean, it was useless, irrelevant talk. I mean, to be escorted to the police station, why did you enter… It was really orange, brother, and I told him, “you can be fined, brother, but not to be escorted, to be kept inside for 6 hours”. I… plus, I need the car. It's X, I have X, several months at home, that you need to take medicine, things.
Police officer: Very good!
Citizen: Now, can I have some coffee? I'll get it today...
Police officer: Yes! I'm talking, that's right...
Citizen: Count them yourself! Just let's finish the work today, brother, because..!
Police officer: Right now!
Citizen: Thank you! Can I wait for you downstairs?
Police officer: Wait downstairs! Yes!
After payment, the car is picked up.
Citizen: Will you take a look at that Golf? Has the answer arrived?
Citizen: AX XXX XX! I just want to get it straight.
Information: Don't say I'm going to take it directly.
Citizen: Has it been verified?
Information: From traffic yes, from traffic still. A guy came for a Golf. It was verified by these from traffic. Now we want a traffic service. We are waiting for traffic to come and do its verification because I told you that the verification was done by traffic.
Information: They left the note. Traffic should come too, leave their note here and then the vehicle should come out!
Policewoman: Where are you going, boy?
Citizen: I'll take the car, then!
Policeman: Yes, look at it now! You know that yourself. Okay, man, look at the papers now! Na!
Information: Come inside! And don't look out the window here, the wind won't blow you away! Don't go out on the street at all! Don't take the cars out at all, not even the motorbikes! Go out on foot!
Information: Get out on foot!
Policewoman: They will escort him on foot.
/ CLAN
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