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The tragedy has a name: Donald Trump

2025-03-01 09:22:16 / IDE NGA ERL KODRA

The tragedy has a name: Donald Trump

What we saw tonight was a kind of black comedy, but poorly executed. That's the comedy, while the tragedy is that those men were really fighting.

The problem is that under other circumstances, Donald Trump's antics on the wrestling mat would seem funny. Now he's saying the same antics from the Oval Office, and that fact is the real tragedy.

But I want to write now only about the comic side, because that's the tragic one that Macron and Starmer are dealing with. The comic side is this:

The US President has been abducted by aliens from a planet in the Orion constellation. The abduction was carried out by “ Elon Musk ”, a Universal Agent who owns Space X, who infiltrated the US several years ago after killing the real Elon during his first trip to Mars. Agent Musk - whose mission is to destroy planet Earth - has now entered the second phase of the secret operation.

In Donald Trump, he has found the perfect man to carry out his sinister project; a crazed, ruthless narcissist who will stop at nothing. In fact, there was no need to replace President Trump with an alien sociopathic figure, because to begin with, he was an unscrupulous guy who surpassed any alien monster.

So Elon Musk decided: this is more perfect than the devil himself. The job was to make him president of the United States. And so the funniest and dirtiest game was played - a seemingly banal series of coincidences such as Donald Trump's ear, then the golf course, Joe Biden's sleep, the stray cats and dogs that Haitians ate, Black Canada that drowned the US with drugs and immigrants, the Devil Soros who had turned more than 70% of the planet into a donkey, and especially, Volodymyr Zelensky and Hunter Biden who decided to attack Russia inside Ukraine.

Elon Musk (Alien Agent) managed to create the perfect scenario, and make Donald Trump win, after he had attacked the Capitol with thousands of his supporters and had completely degenerated into an unscrupulous monster. But these are trifles for a master like Alien Agent Elon Musk.

Now this is where the two most famous Special Agents in world history come into play: James Bond and Ethan Hunt.

Prime Minister Starmer summons James Bond, who is in a bit of a difficult position; he is having sex with Maria Zakarova in Crimea. Bond abandons Maria and heads out to sea in a speedboat. There, he is met by Ethan Hunt in a nuclear submarine, which also includes a veteran CIA agent (Samuel L. Jackson). Hunt connects with Starmer while he is in a meeting with King Charles.

- Stop Trump - the Prime Minister orders. Ethan and Samuel will be the wings, while you will be the arrow. Meanwhile, King Charles has put on the crown with 19 diamonds, and in his hand he holds the Royal Spectrum.

" God Save the World ," His Majesty muttered.

Elon Musk - the alien agent of the planet Orion - is dealing with AI and the DOGE program - a diabolical project that will eliminate the federal government and replace it with AI. Very nice.

James Bond, Ethan Hunt and Samuel L. set off by submarine to the US. President Zelensky awaits them in a Washington hotel, all anxious. Bruce Willis, Sean Connery, Hercules, Spider Man and Captain America join them on the way. Of course, the X-Men are also present.

This is the comic version. But if you look at it realistically, there is actually no difference from the tragic version.

Tragedy has a name:

Donald Trump.

Ps: The final scenes feature James Bond slapping Donald Trump, while Ethan Hunt drags JD Wance by the collar on the steps of the White House. Samuel L. and Bruce Willis blow up Elon Musk's Spaceship.

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